Things to Ponder…
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
If cats and dogs didn’t have fur, would we still pet them?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?
Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn on the volume on the radio?
Tell me, if your cat lands on his feet every time, does it mean you’re not throwing him hard enough?
If you drop a chameleon in water, will it turn clear?