Size Matters [According to my T-shirt, anyway]
I got this t-shirt when I used to work for a computer manufacturing company in Australia. At the time I was much slimmer, and used to wear it with a pair of leggings (although we called them tights back then).
I remember it being my turn to work on the production floor as part of my traineeship (hence the leggings), and I was taking information on completed units up to the production scheduling department for the daily updates. On the way the elevator car stopped at the executive floor and as the doors opened, there was our CEO preparing to board.
He stared at my T-shirt and didn’t get on the elevator.
After a minute he said, “I know I shouldn’t have approved that T-shirt,” and let the elevator doors close without getting on the car.
I laughed the whole way to the scheduling department.