Tagged: funny

Life and Death [Funny]

Life and Death [Funny]

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking about the many things of life… in-between.. . we talked about the idea of living or dying. I said to her:...

Excerpt from a Cat’s Diary [Joke]

Excerpt from a Cat’s Diary [Joke]

Day 983 of my captivity… My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort...

Coz it’s Friday [Joke]

Coz it’s Friday [Joke]

Jim -The Thoughtful Husband… It is important for men to remember that as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of  housekeeping as when they were younger. When...

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven [Joke]

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven [Joke]

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wilma. 2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sue. How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit...