Category: Jokes

Life and Death [Funny]

Life and Death [Funny]

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking about the many things of life… in-between.. . we talked about the idea of living or dying. I said to her:...

Quote of 2008 [Funny descriptions]

Quote of 2008 [Funny descriptions]

I was talking with DH, and we were commenting on the wit of a friend of ours. I decided that she had the most hilarious comment from 2008. When recalling her daughter’s enthusiastic swimming...

Coz it’s Friday [Joke]

Coz it’s Friday [Joke]

Jim -The Thoughtful Husband… It is important for men to remember that as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of  housekeeping as when they were younger. When...

What Do Retired People Do All Day? [Joke]

What Do Retired People Do All Day? [Joke]

The question is: What Do Retired People Do All Day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I...

In the beginning [joke]

In the beginning [joke]

In the beginning there was the computer. And God said %Let there be light! #Enter user id. %God #Enter password. %Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %Technocrat #And God logged...

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven [Joke]

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven [Joke]

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wilma. 2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sue. How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit...