Grandma and grandpa were watching a religious healing program on TV. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed,to put one hand on the TV and the other on the body part they wanted healed.
Grandma hobbled to the TV and put one hand on the TV and the other on her arthritic hip.
Grandpa made his way to the set and put one hand on the TV and the other on his crotch.
Grandma looked at him with disgust, and said “You just don’t understand, you old coot… The purpose of this program is to heal the sick, not raise the dead.”
Comment posted by ozlady
at 10/25/2007 8:20:43 AM
Sorry to hear that…
Comment posted by YesBut
at 10/24/2007 3:17:20 AM
But on the third day . . .
And lets face it, at Grandpas age doing it every third day is good going, (dare I say, at my age its wishful thinking)