In the Northern Highlands, an impatient farmer knocked at the door of neighboring farmhouse. The daughter of the house answered.
“Is your father in ? ” asked the neighbor.
“No. ” said the daughter. ” He’s at the Inverness farmers market. If it’s the services of the red Ayrshire bull you want, the cost is $50.00?
“No it’s not that” said the neighbor.
” Well. ” said the daughter. ” If it’s the Galloway belted bull you want, it’s $40.”
“No, it’s not that. ” said the neighbor.
” How about the small Highland bull?” said the daughter. ” The service of that bull is only $30.”
The neighbor rudely interrupted the daughter. ” That’s not what I’ve come about. Your brother Sandy has made my daughter Fiona pregnant. My wife and I want to know what your father proposes to do about it.”
” Oh, well.” said the daughter. ” You’ll have to see my father yourself. I don’t know what he charges for Sandy.”
Comment posted by ozlady
at 10/11/2007 6:59:54 AM
I just have a Scottish joke bug!
Comment posted by YesBut
at 10/11/2007 5:36:10 AM