Sign Language

Laugh Out LoudWARNING: A bit rude!!!

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since they can’t see each other signing or lips to lip-read.

After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. “Honey, why don’t we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times.”

The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, “reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis two hundred and fifty times.”

Comment posted by ozlady
at 8/5/2007 9:15:06 AM

:lol: LOL… ROFLMAO!!!!
ha ha ha ha

Comment posted by JohnC
at 8/5/2007 7:58:53 PM

…and people wonder why so many escape through virtual reality. Maybe I’ll find a blind avatar in a bar on Second Life and get lucky.

Comment posted by JohnC
at 8/5/2007 12:36:23 AM

I asked my wife about doing this, since walls are thin.

She told me to shut up and go to bed.

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