Grandma’s Birth Control Pills

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, His eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control Pills.

“Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?

“Yes, they help me sleep at night.”

“Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that Could possibly help you sleep!”

She reached out and patted the young Doctor’s knee. “Yes, dear, I Know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange Juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks. And believe me, it helps Me sleep at night ”

Comment posted by sam
at 6/29/2007 10:30:10 AM

lol…. dat ws funny!! :grin:

Comment posted by Deborah Gamble
at 6/29/2007 11:30:32 AM

Very funny!!

Comment posted by ozlady
at 6/29/2007 8:52:00 PM

Yeah – I gotta giggle out of that one… thanks to my sister for sending it!

Comment posted by Cuckoo
at 6/28/2007 10:33:01 AM

:grin: Ha Ha… Oh dear, this was so funny.

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