For Sale…

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES… Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat… been out a while… better be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used…  call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown – 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!  Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.  WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Jenny.

(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.  45 volumes.  Excellent condition.  $1,000 or best offer.  No longer needed, got married last month.  Husband knows everything.

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