You absolute idiot!
Not only did you make a u-turn right in front of our car this morning… And we had to swerve to miss you… But you were talking on your mobile phone while conducting the turn!
You then had the gall to honk your horn at us… When you caused two cars to swerve all over the road to avoid you as there was no room to break!
You typify the arrogant male driver who thinks they can drive capably while talking on the phone. Hand in your licence and your phone… It seems you don’t know how to use both with respect for others.