Chuck Norris Jokes Updates

For those that may or may not have seen the Chuck Norris jokes that are going around, more have been added in my jokes page, and I have been getting so many hits on my site because of Chuck Norris, that I thought I’d just include a shortcut in the links on the left.

For those that haven’t visited yet, check [it out here].

My faves include:

  • Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
  • Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
  • Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father
  • Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris

Can you believe people think this shit up?


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