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Quote of 2008 [Funny descriptions]

16 Jan

I was talking with DH, and we were commenting on the wit of a friend of ours. I decided that she had the most hilarious comment from 2008.

Crocodile

When recalling her daughter’s enthusiastic swimming style to us, she said:

“She was swimming like she’d be taken by a crocodile”

I’m on the floor every time I think about it! Ha!

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